My office is one block over from the La Brea Tar Pits, famed for the oozing black stuff that occasionally pops up beyond the confines of the actual pit. With so much tar oozing through the walls of our parking garage, the building management even put up wall coverings to hide the black drippings.
It’s all lying there on the cement, sticky black tar. Quite a shame it can’t be scooped up to fuel my car.
