The CW to Me: "Lose My Channel Number"

Well, this is it… my final weekend in the 18-34 demographic. Marketers are going to look at me differently come Sunday. Several networks are going to drop me like yesterday’s garbage, while several more older-skewing ones will now welcome me with open arms. Pharmaceutical companies want to get to know me better. Extreme energy drinks, not so much.

So how shall I celebrate my last two days as being relevant to the youth marketplace? Watch a “Gossip Girl” marathon? Chug a six-pack of Mountain Dew? Suggestions welcome.

Correction O’ The Day: Gossip Girl Edition

The L.A. Times pulls a “Gossip Girl” quote out of thin air:

'Gossip Girl': In Sunday's Calendar section, the Monitor column about 'Gossip Girl' misquoted two lines of dialogue between characters discussing one's relationship. It read: "Jenny: 'Is that why we went dessert?' Elise: 'You went dessert?!?!?!'" The correct lines on the show were: "'Jenny: 'Is that why we went to third?' Friend: 'You went to third?'"

I personally like the “We went dessert” line better. It’s slang so new, it actually doesn’t exist!